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We are pleased to announce a new addition to the woodenart team. 'Biff' brings a wealth of in-experience, no track record, expensive Vet bills and chewed carpets and furniture, however, he is very cute and we love him. Biff joins as Head of Security and Entertainment, we have great hopes for Biff and we're sure he will reach the dizzy heights of fifteen inches. Now, how long will it will be before he becomes stuck in a hole somewhere ?

Biff has successfully completed his 3 month probationary period, he has shown a keen eye for the ladies detail and his taste in ladies music is exemplary, with Paul Rodgers being his favourite vocalist with Steve Marriot not far behind, he likes a bit of Radiohead too ! When Biff isn't hard at work, he likes to read, do white water rafting and hang gliding, his favourite food is Indian with a bottle of Merlot. Biff has many endearing properties and always has a lick and a wagging tail for people, even on his 'bad hair days'



Well, after much ribbing from his work collegues (Dad and Uncle Ian) that Biff looked like something that a cat had dragged in, Biff decided to surprise us all and booked himself in for a make-over at the local(ish) doggy parlour.....so Ladies and gentleman, we give you Biff before....



and Biff later ! I know what your thinking.........



The last week has been particulary tough for Biff, normally he can be found in his seat at Molineux watching his beloved Wolves playing the beautiful game, he is however an ardent England fan, and as we all know, England failed to make the Euro Finals 2008, this has not stopped Biff wearing his England shirt with pride whilst watching the Finals; after watching France's abject performances his mood has lightened and he is now laughing again, in fact he hasn't stopped laughing; Biff it can be said, is not a Francophile.



We recently had a couple of visits to our Workshop  from a pair of bright young men who as part of a school project wanted to make their own Hen House, Biff took it upon himself to entertain and ensure safe practices were used at all times, his critical eye and tough discipline made sure the Hen House made by Alex and Sam was something they should be very proud of. Sam and Biff inside the Hen House....don't ask.

 

Don't ask me why, but Biff loves Digimon, so after much nagging and pleading, he was allowed to spend his birthday money on matching Digimon curtains and duvet cover, he managed to spend my money on the matching light shade, pencil case, lunch box, pyjama's, dvd.......




Ever the joker, Biff decided we should have an impromptu Red Nose Day, now Biff is no shrinking Violet so he made himself the biggest Red Nose he could, he is so silly sometimes.



Biff is very excited and I must confess I have a tear in my eye as I write this, Biff takes his seat amongst the North Bank choir for the very first time to cheer on the famous Old Gold and Black; tomorrow at 5:00 p.m. the mood could be very different !